It’s caused by quantum flux

Here’s the trial lawyers guide to those difficult to read, hard to interpret, and impossible to reconcile appellate decisions.

Attribute Everything Mysterious To ‘Quantum Flux’

A reading of Gabriel Fournier’s The Eclipse Of Infinity reveals that the new science-fiction novel makes more than 80 separate references to "quantum flux," a vaguely defined force the author uses to advance the plot, resolve conflict as needed, and account for dozens of glaring inconsistencies.


/hat tip the Onion, one of my favorite newspapers.